All Hallow’s Read (Day 17) A scary book for…

…someone who loves to laugh.

MonsterMatt’s Bad Monster Jokes: Vol. 1 is a collection of groan worthy hiccups and hilarious jokes that will have you laughing at the genre, and knowing you’re in the presence of a real fan.

All Hallow’s Read is a book-giving tradition thought up by author Neil Gaiman. We’ll be making book suggestions all month long in case you need ideas!

Media Release: MonsterMatt’s Bad Monster Jokes Vol. 1

For those of you who don’t follow MonsterMatt Patterson on Twitter, this is a man who knows his horror inside and out. A real-life monster kid, Matt has been reading, watching, and collecting horror stuff for a very, very long time. His repertoire is unending, his jokes so bad they’re good, and his undying love for the genre is completely unmatched.

And now this.

Volume 1 of MonsterMatt’s Bad Monster Jokes is about to be unleashed on the buying public. If you love laughing, groaning, and shaking your head in absolute disbelief, then this one is for you.

Take a look at the official Press Release after the break, and then go get your hands on a copy of this book. I’m telling you, it’s destined to be a cult classic that kids of all ages will pull from their shelves and share with their friends, for years to come. Continue reading

News: Matt “MonsterMatt” Patterson Invades Your Mind

Anyone who follows me as @paperbackhorror on Twitter knows that I dig a great joke. I’m someone who loves to throw around the laughs, and I absolutely thrive on folks who have a great sense of humor.

Enter one of my favorite people in the world – Matt “MonsterMatt” Patterson.

Having written over one thousand “bad” monster jokes, it’s safe to say that Matt has a great sense of humor. He’s also one of the nicest people I’ve ever met.

In the near future, you’re going to see a lot of him.

MonsterMatt’s Bad Monster Jokes Vol. 1 will be unleashed on the world soon, but to sate your taste, I’d like to direct you to his terrifying little world. You can check him out on Twitter, Facebook, and at his very own website.

Matt is also the creative mind behind a plethora of terrifying masks, scuptures and images. In addition to his jokebook, he’s also a fantastic artist, and is releasing a comic book with Zombie Ink Comics called Wolff’s Run in 2011, including art by the supremely talented tattoo artist: Bob Bieber.

All of this news is readily available at Matt’s website. If you’re jonesin’ to get a glimpse into the mind of this wonderful man, you can check out two recent articles he wrote for Gravedigger’s Local, and

Get ready for the MonsterMattMarathon. It’s a-comin’, folks.